I just read THE oddest story!

Gandalf was a pedophile who had molested Frodo as a child. While on the Quest it was revealed that he raped all the others in the Fellowship too when they were children, (!) travelling all over Middle Earth, taking advantage of children. He liked to talk about this openly around the campfire, sort of like: "Remember when I raped you and your brother, Boromir? Wasn't that fun? And you Aragorn as well!" Surprisingly, no one said or did anything.

He also liked to brag about his other "conquests", buying sex from children prostitutes on his journeys etc. Then after publicly (!) groping Pippin for an entire day, he molested him. Boromir threatened to kill him but old Gandy promised not to touch Pippin again. When Gandalf fell at Khazad Dum they were all relieved he was gone and wouldn't molest them anymore!