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Last night something odd happened. A bit before ten o'clock the door bell rang. I opened and found a very angry, half dressed old lady who said "What is this? Where have you taken me?"

Pretty soon I realised she was senile and pretty aggressive too. I told her to go home and pushed her out of my apartment. Ragnar took this opportunity to run out so I had to go down and get him. I told him to go to bed and went inside to lock the door. I called Ingela, my neighbour, and she said she had taken the lady home. She told me she is senile and has an alarm on her door that goes off if she opens it. Now I know where she lives and what her name is so if it happens again I can walk her home.

Another dramatic thing happened earlier in the evening - Ragnar jumped up on the window sill outside the building. I yelled at him to jump down and he did. No more balcony for him.

My teeth hurt, and since I'm hypocondric I keep thinking of heart failure, since I've heard one tell tale sign of heart attack is tooth ache.