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I saw this on MTV in July. It was hilarious!

Source: http://enjoyment.independent.co.uk/film/features/story.jsp?story=541422


Ohhh that's so wrong!" Elijah Wood is in a press conference in Karlovy Vary. He's just become a victim of the relaxed ambiance that permeates the Czech Republic film festival, which ended last weekend. Everyone says the same thing about Karlovy Vary: "It's like Cannes used to be." Stars have their guard down. There are no paranoid studio goons, no personal assistants twittering over every question. Normally, if a couple of dizzy fangirls were to come forward with a note during a press conference, you might expect men in FBI sunglasses to leap from the side. Not here.

Elijah makes a goofy expression but clearly he's taken aback. The German girls have given him a card on which they've written "Sit down before you open this". Since he's already sitting and in front of a microphone, he opens the card to find an obscene internet image tucked within. Initially he looks annoyed. Then he recollects he's not in Hollywood - he can relax. "That is hilarious!" he yelps. "I don't know if you guys know about this," he says to the assorted journalists, "but there are these websites out there that have pictures of various actors from the Lord of the Rings in homosexual positions, and that's one of the pictures they just gave me. But the funniest thing about them is that they all look a little too real. So you look at them and think 'I didn't do that - did I?'"

No Elijah, of course you didn't. This is the world of slash fiction, that internet phenomenon of improbable sexual pairings. No hobbit would do such unspeakables with Sam Gamgee.

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