That's one i haven't heard before.

A guy called and said he hadn't been able to send in the contract because he had been committed to a mental hospital! He asked if I could fax it to the hospital and he would fill it out and sign it and fax it back. I thought he was joking but when I faxed it I saw the fax number went to a mental hospital!

The next caller was a lovely middleaged lady called Ivy who is going to start up her own farm next year after her divorce. She was so wonderful and poetic and sounded so happy!

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I am so freaking bored. (But good. All and any chores are done.) Tomorrow Malin gets her salary and I can borrow some money from her. On Wednesday night we go shopping and on Thursday I get my first rather large salary. Food!!!!!!! Candy!!!!