Hobbit cheese

As I told you last week, I´ve come across some really cheesy lines and descriptions of hobbits having anal sex with Big People. Behind the cut I´ve gathered my favourites. No names and titles of course, and I would like to point out that a lot of these stories are really good, the language is good and I am in no way shape or form pretending to be a better writer than these people. It´s just certain lines that I find amusing, because they sound like something out of a porno.
( Man on top, hobbit underneath )